Wow this is way to confusing. In fact I think I did it wrong. Well, Im sure no one will read this, so i can say whatever the hell I want to. I will be writing about any little thing that comes to my mind. Since its summer, I dont party, and my friends arent night owls, I will not have anything to do. Therefore I will pour my heart out to you, my nonexsistent readers. Lets tell you about myself. I am Russian. I dont like stupid people. I am the funniest person in the whole freakinnnnng world. Im crazy. Whatever. Shout out to Kaitlin Livingston. The other day my mom used a really Russian phrase. We were talking about stubborn people and how you have to approach them a certain way to make them do what you want. My mother says you have to “ride up to them on a special kind of goat” for them to comply. Yah hoe. I also had shrimp for breakfast cause thats how we do it in the village. When I was little my grandma had a goat named Squirrel. I loved that goat. I hated the chickens, the little nasty cocks bit me. Dont stick you fingers in their cage. Speaking of cocks. Men suck. And sucking their cocks sucks too. Did you know that mouth and throat cancer is on the rise these days? Well it is due to sexual activity. I will not stick a cock in my mouth ever again. Even if Nick Jonas asked me to. I know why chickens are cranky. Ive told this theory before. Its cause a giant egg comes out their ass everyday. So they literally have something up their ass. Id be angry if I had to give birth everyday too. I hate crying babies. Their cute when they reach age two. Then in 6th grade they turn into annoying brats. Which is why I wont have gurls. They are brats. I know a brat. So he got a car but oh, his parents canceled his little Hawaii trip. Really, you throw freaking sand at your mothers eyes, you push her down, you lie like no other, you got a DUI, you are an annoying little fuck and dont appreciate anything one little bit and you wonder why the heck you dont get what you want. You deserve to be put into a reform camp, dig some holes and build some character!! Anywho this was boring enough, but im tied and I next time will be better. Ill even do a vlog. Video blog. Not the other V word. I dont show that to just anybody. Peace out bitches.
Losing my blog virginity